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How to finger a girl


1. Use your tongue


i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

me:  haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them:  no
me:  *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them:  we're not
me:  *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference